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Lonely Hearts
Gentle Reader - Life takes some funny turns. For Motorcyclists, these turns are invariably that of the road, or perhaps the reliability of ones machinery, but sometimes, there are more weighty matters, such as the dependability of your best mate. Beneath the surface, dark currents are at work, and stories to be told...
If you do find that your life has lost a stability and certainty that you hope to regain .... look no further than these pages, for solace and the regaining of lost friendships and boon companions........
AD – POSITIONS VACANT
New Best Friend – former best friend need not apply.
Previous applicants need not apply.
Required attributes - must ride Yamaha Royal Star VVZ 1300TF 1300 Venture and be willing to be member of the Yamaha Royal Star VVZ 1300TF 1300 Venture SIG.
Must not be Dutch.
Must be able to read maps and follow instructions. Orienteering training will be provided. Must not be able to recognise my wife’s bottom.
Send applications to: Peter Arday.
AD – POSITIONS VACANT
New Best Friend also required. Desperate, send application to Adrian.
Hello Peter,
My name is Xerses Xavier Xenopolous the 3rd and am answering your advertisement for a new best friend, which was placed on the Ulysses Club Canberra Branch website. I am looking for a new best friend also. I ride a Yamaha Royal Star XVZ1300TF Venture. My bike is Dark Magenta and Silver. My wife and I went to Katoomba last weekend and saw 2 other Dark Magenta and Silver Yamaha Royal Star XVZ1300TF Ventures whilst we were there. There was a fat bloke and his wife who was a redhead and another bloke and his wife (She had nice boobs, I'm not a bum man so I would not be able to recognise your wife).
As you can tell by my name, I am a Persian Irish Catholic Greek and definately NOT Dutch. I can read a map (I needed one for the journey to Australia with the other boat people) I have a mother, mother-in-law, 17 aunts and have been married for many years, so I am able to follow directions (orders) without question.
I wish to join as a member of the Yamaha Royal Star XVZ1300TF Venture SIG but am unable to be a treasurer as funds are a little tight at the moment. (Centrelink are really cracking down on us Persian Irish Catholic Greek Australians)
For your consideration
With kind regards
Xerses Xenopolous (the 3rd)
So there we have it Gentle Reader ... the saga so far ... I’m sure much more will be revealed in time, but surely true friendship will win out in the end ... we can but pray.
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